Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?