Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a household of counselors?