Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How do you organize a space party?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?