Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do naked fish play with?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?