What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How did the tree get lost?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do British people and golfers have in common?