What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A snake in the brass!
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?