What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A snake in the brass!
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
How did the toad die?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What does the sun drink out of?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?