Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
It's allergy season again?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where does breakfast live?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?