What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?