What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?