What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's the scariest letter?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?