What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Catcher!
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Where do cats go on vacation?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is the most adorable season?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?