What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Catcher!
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?