What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Catcher!
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How do you grill cheese?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
I broke my finger!
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why are scissors so forgiving?