What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?