What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do fish do at parades?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which musician loves to make chili?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?