Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's a henway?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?