Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How do you organize a space party?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do porcupines always win the game?