Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do bees chew?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where was Noah born?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?