What siblings are always sad?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where do German dogs sleep?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?