How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?