Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Which insect is the smartest?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?