Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
It was great at hawking its wares.
Why was the dog so popular?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What building always gets stains on it?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?