Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do fish do at parades?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?