Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?