What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's the most masculine animal?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How is life like toilet paper?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What season begins with a thud?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why was the fish so smart?