Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What shape has a knighthood?