Why did the frog have a long face?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
A book just fell on my head.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?