What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What sport do horses love to play?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How did the tree feel in spring?