What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do bees say in the summer?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?