Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why do cats give such great massages?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is the coolest country?