What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why is a computer so smart?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
