Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What style of music weighs the most?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What type of car do planets buy?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What tree has the most bark?
Why was the man stuck at the party?