Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which singer could always break a five?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?