What does a panda ghost say?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why are grandkids so great?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?