What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?