Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why was the dog so popular?
What does a dog say before eating?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What day never takes itself seriously?