What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?