When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Can February March?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Where do chips wear socks?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?