Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do fish do at parades?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?