What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match!
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What tea do footballers drink?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?