How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?