Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
What country has the most fish?
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Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What type of animal does well in the cold?