Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why was the cow afraid?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Where does cheese invest its money?