What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which computer won the talent show?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What fairy loves to count?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?