What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the cow cross the road?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?