What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How do you grill cheese?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?