What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What day do hands always go to church?