What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why are turtles so shy?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?