This candy bar is a real home run.
How does dinner smell?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?