Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What siblings are always sad?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?