What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where do termites go camping?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?