What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
If you need help building an ark...
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How did the tree get lost?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?