Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?