Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do little fish love to play with?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Where are average things manufactured?