Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?