Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why are frogs always happy?