What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Do dads always snore?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?