What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
Where do pigs learn magic?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call octopus twins?