What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why was the horse so happy?
How did the tree get lost?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
How does a barber get to work?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?