When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How do you talk to a giant?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is the color of the wind?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?