What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
We had a discussion about roses.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?