What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a flying police officer?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How do fish watch TV shows?