What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?