What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a small mom?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What bird is always sad?