How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What condiment has wings?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
When do astronauts eat?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What kind of music do planets like?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?