Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What does a panda ghost say?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
