Why do mice need oiling?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What day is your mom always right?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?