How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How can you make 7 even?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?