Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?