Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?