Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What are you studying in math?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?