What do trees say when autumn comes?
A book just fell on my head.
How does a taco bless the table?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why was the math book sad?