What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How do you organize a space party?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?