Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do minions always put in their salads?