What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How are mountains able to see?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do minions always put in their salads?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?