What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How do you make a cow float?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?