What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do math teachers eat?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's the friendliest national park?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
When should you start writing a book?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do baby cats learn to swim?