What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How does a cow do math?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?