What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Can February March?
How do you measure a millennial?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?