What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do little fish love to play with?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?