Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What animal floats best?
What animal knows kung fu?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's a henway?
Which subject has two parts?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What food is a man's best friend?