What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?