Where do superheroes blend right in?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What is the most adorable season?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?