What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?