What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?