What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?