Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What tea do footballers drink?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How do you compliment a cat?