Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a singing rodent?