Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What country has the most fish?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is the coolest country?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?