Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What animal scores the most in basketball?