What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a peanut in space?