What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?