What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?