Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?