Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What bird is always sad?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How does a barber get to work?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?