Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What does a panda ghost say?