What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?