Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which fly makes films?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?