What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What happens when a frog's car dies?