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What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
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What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How can you make 7 even?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
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