What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
A wool coat.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?