How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the foal cough?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What sport do horses love to play?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which computer won the talent show?