How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which plant has the best roar?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What does winter fat turn into?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What does a lion call an antelope?