Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Can February March?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?