How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
Why do dogs run in circles?
What condiment has wings?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How do fireflies start a race?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What time is your dentist appointment?