Why did the man get tacos every hour?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What fish sings the best?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?