Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
It was a home run.
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How is cat food sold?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Where was Noah born?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?