Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why was the musician arrested?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Where does laundry go to college?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?