What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What day is your mom always right?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?