Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What animals make the best students?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why are frogs always happy?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
