What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Do dads always snore?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?