What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
A bad summer break.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
How did the toad die?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What animal knows how to work a computer?