What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?