Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Where do ants go to eat?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is blue and not heavy?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?