What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?