What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the confused bee say?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?