I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where would you put an injured insect?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?