I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did March say to the madness?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?