I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?