What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
A DOE!
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call the dog magician?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?