Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why are winter days great?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why is a computer so smart?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?