What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
A DOE!
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How do you grill cheese?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?