Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?