What animal makes the best lunches?
A peanut butter and jelly fish.
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How do fleas travel?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the fish blush?