What animal makes the best lunches?
A peanut butter and jelly fish.
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?