Where does a camper keep his money?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?