What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?