What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Swimming trunks!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?