Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?