Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's the loudest sport?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?