Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What kind of car do eggs drive?