Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What animals make the best students?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What car always breaks the rules?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?